Outdoor Sneezers Gifts

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Gesundheit.'

Life's a Bench.

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Psychiatry in the Park

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

"I think he just ashed on me."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'Gesundheite!'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Visit a Place in your Past...

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

"Gesundheit."

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.

"Gesundheit!"

Flower steals water during a drought.

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

'Gesundheit'