Nature Sneezers Gifts

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Bed Seasons

'Gesundheit.'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'Gesundheite!'

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

You shouldn't sell any chemical lawn products, dad! I only carry a few for the bottom line. You peddle poison for profits? The new sneakers you want aren't cheap, kiddo. Then I won't get the shoes. Ok, ok. I'll consider getting rid of the chemicals. Who knew reducing my carbon footprint meant going without shoes.

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"No you don't young man....Those shoes cost me 4125.000, there's no way you're wearing them outdoors!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

"Gesundheit!"

Can I help you? I need some sneakers. Sale. Okay. We've got ones for running, jogging, walking, basketball, tennis, pickleball, hiking, cross-training, golf, bowling, volleyball, squash, badminton, jumproping, racquetball, skateboarding, climbing. What activity best describes your needs? What do you think, Ernie? Was "ottomanning" a choice?

Patent Office. A credit card chip embedded in sneakers? How would you make a purchase? Swipe your feet!

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

'Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sketcher?'

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'Gesundheit'

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

Sneeze

Mother Nature's awkward secret: pollen allergies.

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Modern art?"

"Someday, Son, all this snow will melt away and, oh, what miraculous relics your nose will discover."

Asthma cats