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"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'Gesundheit.'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Gesundheite!'

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

"No you don't young man....Those shoes cost me 4125.000, there's no way you're wearing them outdoors!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

"Gesundheit!"

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

Mother Nature's awkward secret: pollen allergies.

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Someday, Son, all this snow will melt away and, oh, what miraculous relics your nose will discover."

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

'Gesundheit'

"Gesundheit!"

Asthma cats

"Modern art?"