Summer Sneezer Gifts

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'Gesundheit.'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

'Gesundheite!'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Gone to seed.

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Gesundheit!"

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

Asthma cats

Sneeze

An Excellent Excuse.

Mother Nature's awkward secret: pollen allergies.

"Modern art?"

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

'Gesundheit'

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.