Summer Sneezer Gifts

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Bed Seasons

'Gesundheit.'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'Gesundheite!'

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

Gone to seed.

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"Gesundheit!"

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

Mother Nature's awkward secret: pollen allergies.

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

'Gesundheit'

Asthma cats

An Excellent Excuse.

Sneeze

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.