Stellar Sneezer Gifts

"Gesundheit!"

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Bed Seasons

Finger on the Z Key

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

Computing in the Cloud

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Ah-Choo!

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

"Gesundheit!"

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

Flight nap

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

Mother Nature's awkward secret: pollen allergies.

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

"It's nice to stop and smell the roses, but with your allergies, keep going and Google them."

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

"This is your wake-up cal.....Oh, sorry! Wrong room!"

Pianissimo

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

Mile high Hayfever.

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

"Look at all those stars, Gordon. They remind me of how insignificant you are."

"Who needs an alarm clock when it's daylight savings time."

I'd like to thank you all for coming. I'll be making a brief statement and then taking only a few questions. I'm sure you're all anxious to know why I've called you here today. Zzzz.

'What did the Doctor prescribe for your hay fever?'

'Maybe I give off a little ammonia, but at least I don't smell like people!'

"...and the pollen count is 126 today..."

"Phil's made an effortless transition from cold and flu to allergy season."

A heavy pollen count.

"Dang! I missed Christmas again!"