Nature Sneezer Gifts

'What did the Doctor prescribe for your hay fever?'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Bed Seasons

'Gesundheit.'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'Gesundheite!'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Ah-Choo!

"Gesundheit!"

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

Asthma cats

"Gesundheit!"

"Modern art?"

'Gesundheit'

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

Mother Nature's awkward secret: pollen allergies.

Sneeze

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Breathing is Wheezy.

"It's nice to stop and smell the roses, but with your allergies, keep going and Google them."

'Hmmm, come to think of it, you're right: Productivity is always low in Winter...'

Sign on the door of an Allergy Ward in a hospital says: NO scratch and sniff get well cards

"What abouts...the ones who are allergic to all these service animals?"

If I don't, he'll just wander off.

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?