Sneeze Avoider Gifts

"What abouts...the ones who are allergic to all these service animals?"

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Bad times to sneeze

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Gesundheite!'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"Gesundheit."

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"Gesundheit!"

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Bless you!'

'Gesundheit'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

Sneeze

"Modern art?"

'My elbow has a cold!'

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

Asthma cats

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

"It's nice to stop and smell the roses, but with your allergies, keep going and Google them."

Sign on the door of an Allergy Ward in a hospital says: NO scratch and sniff get well cards

An elephant sneezes all over its trainer - 'Gesundheit...!'

Nose Spray.

Achooo

Old Men on Rockers.