Outdoor Partiers Gifts

'Are you kidding, I used to get high with Smokey all the time.'

Holiday time.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Beach Barbecue

"Fresh pepper?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Prosecco

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

Face Painting.

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

Earth Reset Button.

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'