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'Are you kidding, I used to get high with Smokey all the time.'

Holiday time.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Beach Barbecue

"Fresh pepper?"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

Prosecco

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

Face Painting.

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

Earth Reset Button.

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'