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'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Beach Barbecue

"I am so attracted to you right now."

The devil you know and his plus one

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Masquerade

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Carioca

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Redhead

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Cheers

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

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"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

Leo McKern

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Champagne

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Aperitif?"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."