Outdoor Fixer Pillows

The Unlucky Mechanic

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Painting clouds

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

"I bit someone once, but It was just to establish credibility."

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Artist paints an artist.

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Landscape artist

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"I like your garden humans"

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

Painter drawing bird of prey gets preyed on.

'Freezer is on the blink.'

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

Leaking washing machine.

"Have you tried switching it off and switching it back on again - or pretending there's absolutely nothing wrong with it?"

Early Signs of Spring - Your neighbor's wreath is turning a brighter yellow.

"Dad, my doorknob broke...can you fix it?"

"That's not the real me."

'It's our last resort.'

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'