Outdoor Exercise Jokers Gifts

Exercise yard: 'It's windy this morning!' (Arrows on uniform all blowing away).

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

I fart more than that!

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"My husband is fishing. . ."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"At least you made it into the hallway."

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"