Outdoor Exercise Jokers Gifts

Exercise yard: 'It's windy this morning!' (Arrows on uniform all blowing away).

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

I fart more than that!

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"At least you made it into the hallway."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."