Outdoor Cooking Humor Gifts

TV Dinner.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

Skiing.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"My guess it's guacamole."

Deliboys

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Bird Symbol Hunting

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Sisyphus Sawyer

'Needs more kale.'

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"