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TV Dinner.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

Skiing.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Deliboys

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bird Symbol Hunting

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Needs more kale.'

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"