Out-of-bounds Navigator Gifts

Golfer searching for lost golf ball neglecting to notice the broken window.

The Lost World: You are Here

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

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Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

Loans: First hurdle.

The New World

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."

You are here.

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