Out-of-bounds Navigator Gifts

Golfer searching for lost golf ball neglecting to notice the broken window.

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

The Lost World: You are Here

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Fire Backwards.

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

My cousins from Barcelona show up announced and have been here for weeks! The Spanish imposition!

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

Loans: First hurdle.

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

The New World

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

"Son, you don't need social media to make you feel inadequate and misunderstood - you've got your parents for that."

Depression and the Pandemic

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."

Detour Sign