Otis Redding Enthusiast Gifts

"I've always been a big Otis Redding fan."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'The Saxon King' pub

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

"I'll need a three iron."

Required Reeding.

"Why have you come over here?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Samosas

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

Office Hazing

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"

'I guess you're right again; wine and eggs do go together.'

Cleaner and sculpture

"Our open office promotes the interchange of ideas… except they're not about work."

"Unless you have a better idea."

"Arrr! Hooked it again!"

Vampire Bassoonist

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

David Beckham

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

'Things don't seem the same since the hurricane passed through.'

Telecoms Law

Soccer Mania

"You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password."

Ice-Skating Disaster.

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

Pizza island.

"That's the problem with social media. Once you let it go, it's hard to take back."

Teamwork: Experienced, Nervous, Chilled Out.