Otis Redding Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I've always been a big Otis Redding fan."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'The Saxon King' pub

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"I'll need a three iron."

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

"Why have you come over here?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Samosas

Office Hazing

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"

"Our open office promotes the interchange of ideas… except they're not about work."

Cleaner and sculpture

'I guess you're right again; wine and eggs do go together.'

"Arrr! Hooked it again!"

"Unless you have a better idea."

Vampire Bassoonist

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

Soccer Mania

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

Telecoms Law

'Things don't seem the same since the hurricane passed through.'

"You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password."

Ice-Skating Disaster.

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

Pizza island.

"That's the problem with social media. Once you let it go, it's hard to take back."

"I can tell from your expression that you've noticed my custom kerning."

Delegating and declining requests for your time will give you greater control over your working life.