Osha Enthusiast Gifts

Safety First

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Dorothy and Toto

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

Clandestine cows.

'This is your lucky day!'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

John Newman

Champions biting their medals

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

OOPS!

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Bald man polishing head

"Of course, we can't pay you. But just think of all the exposure you'll be getting!"

Safety last.

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"If mum's aerobic classes are to continue I'll need a passenger safety airbag fitted!"

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'