Osha Enthusiast Pillows

Safety First

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Dorothy and Toto

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

Clandestine cows.

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'This is your lucky day!'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

John Newman

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Champions biting their medals

OOPS!

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

Bald man polishing head

"Of course, we can't pay you. But just think of all the exposure you'll be getting!"

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Safety last.

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'