Sos Enthusiast Pillows

Monk marooned on desert island.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

Sir Edward Elgar

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

Peace on Earth

"I'd like to make a return."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

OOPS!

Internet Name Tags.

"I've been working exclusively on my core."

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Man and woman with laundry

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

Sergeant Meryll (of the Yeomen of the Guard)

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

Internet Addict Anonymous

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

'I think you've reached the mandatory retirement number of oopses.'

"That bass isn't bad."

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

'I and my Blog'