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Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Sir Edward Elgar

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

"I'd like to make a return."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

OOPS!

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

Internet Name Tags.

"I've been working exclusively on my core."

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

Sergeant Meryll (of the Yeomen of the Guard)

Man and woman with laundry

Internet Addict Anonymous

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

'I think you've reached the mandatory retirement number of oopses.'

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

"That bass isn't bad."

'I and my Blog'

"Crap, I hit reply all."