Oscars Skeptic Pillows

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Alternative Medicine

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

May I have the envelope, please?

Oscars 2024

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Oscars

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"This should be interesting. . . they're giving an acting award for best political lie. . ."

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

Science deniers Soc.