Opera Skeptic Pillows

'Free wi-fi for husbands.'

"You don't like opera? Okay. Want to see my abs?"

Tut and Carmen.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

Daughters on the beach

Modern Major General

Senta jumps into the sea

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Deflator mouse

"Bravo!"

Falstaff

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Reginald Bunthorne

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Your tiny hand is frozen...

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Frederic Chopin

Masquerade

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Tristan Und Isolde

Lady Macbeth

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Glyndebourne

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Speech

Doctor Bartolo