Music Skeptic Pillows

'He has Van Gogh's ear for music.'

Music Hater.

"I can't sleep, I've just read the weather forecast and I'm afraid that Cliff Richard will sing again..."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Trump! The Musical

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CIA report

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Why do you hate the media?

Classic News.

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"Home school marching band"

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

The following story is based on actual events.

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

No Unknown Unknowns

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

"Paparazzi!"

These networks are definitely treating news as entertainment, but I'm not sure if they're going for drama or comedy.

'And in medical news, Prozac has been found to be effective in battling the effects of country music.'

He's disappointed --- He came here because he thought the song went "New York, New York, it's an elephant town."

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."

Liza Minnelli