Oscar Wilde Fan T-Shirts

Oscar Wilde.

'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'

Margaret Rutherford.

The Picture of Dorian Shar-Pei

Salome

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Tom Hanks

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

May I have the envelope, please?

Barbie Oscars

"More please."

Djargo.

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

The caricature of Dorian Gray

Will Smith's Oscar

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"At an event some chick publicly badmouthed my husband. I didn't run on stage to knock the lady down because she was right."

'I knew him when he had his own teeth.'

Dorian Gray views a Selfie

'I never saw a man who looked with such a wistful eye upon that little tent of blue which prisoners call the Sky.'

'Oh sure, I'm proud of them. It's just that I they leave no room for my Ozzy Osbourne buttons.'

Camouflage Waldo

"Of course, in those conservative Victorian days I kept it hidden away in the attic."

'We can't find any of of Waldo books.'

Power of the dog

"I was awarded this Oscar for my presentation of an Oscar at the Oscars."

'Been waiting long?'

Twins Convention: No Clones Allowed.