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"Of course, in those conservative Victorian days I kept it hidden away in the attic."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

"...And now show us what you said."

'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

The caricature of Dorian Gray

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

Margaret Rutherford.

Smiley Victory Fingers

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"You have the right to remain silent!"

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

"The white rabbit gets fired"

Sublime

Undercover Agent

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

Oscar Wilde.

'The best part - it has health coverage.'

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"

Dorian Gray views a Selfie

It's a Mad Hatter's world after all!

'I knew him when he had his own teeth.'

'I never saw a man who looked with such a wistful eye upon that little tent of blue which prisoners call the Sky.'

Cheshire Cat

"I just found out that, at this firm, I'm the queen of hearts."

'The surgeon prepared for another routine keyhole operation.'