Wilde Fan Gifts

"Of course, in those conservative Victorian days I kept it hidden away in the attic."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

Mime Flash Mobs.

"...And now show us what you said."

Smiley Victory Fingers

The caricature of Dorian Gray

Margaret Rutherford.

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

Vik and Fabrini.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"You have the right to remain silent!"

"The white rabbit gets fired"

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

Sublime

Undercover Agent

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

Oscar Wilde.

'The best part - it has health coverage.'

'I never saw a man who looked with such a wistful eye upon that little tent of blue which prisoners call the Sky.'

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"

It's a Mad Hatter's world after all!

Dorian Gray views a Selfie

'I knew him when he had his own teeth.'

Man turns into an angel.

Cheshire Cat

"I just found out that, at this firm, I'm the queen of hearts."