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'I knew him when he had his own teeth.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Tom Hanks

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Martin Scorsese

May I have the envelope, please?

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

Barbie Oscars

"More please."

Djargo.

'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

Margaret Rutherford.

The caricature of Dorian Gray

Will Smith's Oscar

Oscar Victory

On the red carpet

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Geoffrey Rush

The Oscars

' ... and I'd like to thank the Academy.'

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

Oscar Wilde.

Dorian Gray views a Selfie

'I never saw a man who looked with such a wistful eye upon that little tent of blue which prisoners call the Sky.'

'...And now the award for best performance by a politician trying to improve his or her poll numbers...'

"At an event some chick publicly badmouthed my husband. I didn't run on stage to knock the lady down because she was right."

"Which brings us to my next point."

Camouflage Waldo

"Of course, in those conservative Victorian days I kept it hidden away in the attic."

Tree's Tree Nursery. Don't forget to tell customers about our upside-down tomatoes. What? People love the suspended buckets. It's then latest thing. That's torture, dad! Would you have grown me hanging from the ceiling if it were the "latest thing"? Ok. Don't answer that.

The Selfie of Dorian Gray.

The Picture of Dorian Shar-Pei

Camera would like to know your location. Maps would like to know your locations. Ok, yes, everyone would like to know your location.