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'I knew him when he had his own teeth.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Tom Hanks

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Barbie Oscars

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

May I have the envelope, please?

"More please."

Djargo.

'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'

Will Smith's Oscar

Margaret Rutherford.

The caricature of Dorian Gray

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

Oscar Wilde.

Dorian Gray views a Selfie

'I never saw a man who looked with such a wistful eye upon that little tent of blue which prisoners call the Sky.'

"At an event some chick publicly badmouthed my husband. I didn't run on stage to knock the lady down because she was right."

"Which brings us to my next point."

"Of course, in those conservative Victorian days I kept it hidden away in the attic."

Camouflage Waldo

The Picture of Dorian Shar-Pei