Oscar Wilde Fan Pillows

Oscar Wilde.

The Selfie of Dorian Gray.

'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'

Margaret Rutherford.

The Picture of Dorian Shar-Pei

Salome

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Tom Hanks

Martin Scorsese

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

Barbie Oscars

May I have the envelope, please?

Djargo.

Alicia Vikander

"More please."

Will Smith's Oscar

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

The caricature of Dorian Gray

Oscar Victory

On the red carpet

Geoffrey Rush

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

The Oscars

Will Smith's Oscar

Dorian Gray views a Selfie

'I never saw a man who looked with such a wistful eye upon that little tent of blue which prisoners call the Sky.'

'...And now the award for best performance by a politician trying to improve his or her poll numbers...'

'I knew him when he had his own teeth.'

"At an event some chick publicly badmouthed my husband. I didn't run on stage to knock the lady down because she was right."

"Of course, in those conservative Victorian days I kept it hidden away in the attic."

'Oh sure, I'm proud of them. It's just that I they leave no room for my Ozzy Osbourne buttons.'

Camouflage Waldo

Camera would like to know your location. Maps would like to know your locations. Ok, yes, everyone would like to know your location.

'We can't find any of of Waldo books.'