Oscar Wilde Admirer Pillows

'I never saw a man who looked with such a wistful eye upon that little tent of blue which prisoners call the Sky.'

Dorian Gray views a Selfie

"What old school? This is my life."

Barbie Oscars

May I have the envelope, please?

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'

Djargo.

Margaret Rutherford.

The caricature of Dorian Gray

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

"I've gone for a retro phone."

Oscar Wilde.

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

Sid & Nancy

'I knew him when he had his own teeth.'

"At an event some chick publicly badmouthed my husband. I didn't run on stage to knock the lady down because she was right."

"Oh, it's you."

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

Karl Marks

"Of course, in those conservative Victorian days I kept it hidden away in the attic."

Sherlock Holmes Discusses His Son's Education

"He's all right, but I'm looking for a guy who can really make me laugh."

'We worship celebrity!' People bow down in front of a TV showing the academy awards.

The Picture of Dorian Shar-Pei