Oscar Wilde Admirer Pillows

'I never saw a man who looked with such a wistful eye upon that little tent of blue which prisoners call the Sky.'

Dorian Gray views a Selfie

"What old school? This is my life."

Martin Scorsese

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

Barbie Oscars

May I have the envelope, please?

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Alicia Vikander

'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'

Djargo.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

It's from his Swiss period

Margaret Rutherford.

Oscar Victory

The caricature of Dorian Gray

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

Geoffrey Rush

On the red carpet

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

Oscar Wilde.

'I knew him when he had his own teeth.'

Sid & Nancy

'...And now the award for best performance by a politician trying to improve his or her poll numbers...'

"At an event some chick publicly badmouthed my husband. I didn't run on stage to knock the lady down because she was right."

'I suppose you think you're funny?'

"Oh, it's you."

Whistler priming his mother before painting her.

Sherlock Holmes Discusses His Son's Education

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

Karl Marks

"He's all right, but I'm looking for a guy who can really make me laugh."

"Of course, in those conservative Victorian days I kept it hidden away in the attic."