Olde Worlde Aficionado Pillows

'Been waiting long?'

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"You've got night fever."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Abacus.

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Peace on Earth

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

"I'd like to make a return."

Johannes Gutenberg

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

A new meaning in the Roman

Grandfather Clock

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.