Oscar Analyst Pillows

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"Have you tried biting him?"

Tom Hanks

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

May I have the envelope, please?

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Barbie Oscars

Djargo.

Will Smith's Oscar

An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

"At an event some chick publicly badmouthed my husband. I didn't run on stage to knock the lady down because she was right."

An awkward moment at Seaworld.

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

'We worship celebrity!' People bow down in front of a TV showing the academy awards.

Power of the dog

'Why do they make asprin so blindingly white.'

"I was awarded this Oscar for my presentation of an Oscar at the Oscars."

USA-NATO Confetti Corporation

"All the barking – NOW do you get it?"