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I had that Lawrence Bowellan-Jones in the back of me cab last week!

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Painting by the numbers for adults

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Painting the Ceiling

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Framed Lady

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Christmas Presents.

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Face Painting.

Baby squirrel & Berries

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'