Ornate Decor Pillows

I had that Lawrence Bowellan-Jones in the back of me cab last week!

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Painting by the numbers for adults

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Painting the Ceiling

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Framed Lady

Christmas Presents.

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Face Painting.

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.