Ornate Candle Lover Pillows

"According to new health and safety rules, you need to have a fire fighter present when you light this many candles."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Edison: The Early Years,

Candle Portraits.

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Candle Moment

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Your candle has gone out."

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

Candle Size

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

Candles on Drum

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

Baroque

A drum covered in candles

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

The Invention of the Tea Light

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.

Man lighting ceiling candle

'That burning sensation is just a nasty case of hemorrhoidal flare-up.'

December: Neglect of the garden now will mean hard work next season - so keep at it.

Happy Holidays: Peace children.