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Frontispiece for Juvenal

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"You may now kiss the bride."

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Kiwi Ingenuity

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

Early cave painters

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Naked Furniture

Roller Coasters

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Futons/Futoffs

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

Sir Cecil Beaton

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

"Wilson is our most original thinker - I want everyone to think like him."

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

Flower tribute

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

'Wow, NICE Flat!'