Ornate Design Enthusiasts Gifts

Frontispiece for Juvenal

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"You may now kiss the bride."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

Kiwi Ingenuity

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

Early cave painters

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Futons/Futoffs

Sir Cecil Beaton

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Naked Furniture

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Roller Coasters

"Wilson is our most original thinker - I want everyone to think like him."

'Wow, NICE Flat!'

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

Flower tribute

Designer Republic of Shoreditch