Innovative Design Lover Gifts

Acme Crazy Straws

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Empty box of ideas

Second hand furniture.

Walking Luggage.

Painting the Ceiling

Bright idea

Creative department

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

The World's Easiest Airport

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Eureka!

The First Kite

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Artificial Intelligence Drive

The invention of the wheel and the axel.