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'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Early Colour TV

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

Artex cartoon

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Early cave painters

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

Naked Furniture

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Roller Coasters

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Sir Cecil Beaton