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'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Early Colour TV

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Artex cartoon

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

Early cave painters

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Futons/Futoffs

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

Roller Coasters

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."