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The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"It's dress down day!"

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

Tank color choices.

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Memory Foam Mattress.

'Some dope wished to live for a thousand years, so I turned him into a sequoia!'

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Budget Recliner

Reproduction Furniture

'This is where I'm thinking of putting my husband.'

PsIkeatrist.

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"We're looking for a pediatrician who reflects our design sensibility."

Factory Smoke

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

'We're de-salting water?'

Alain Prost

Luca Barocco's Cannoli Sectional

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).

"The inspiration behind my Grand Design project is...erm?"

"Do you know what DFS stands for? Designed for Scratching."