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"Take three thousand Tylenol and call me in the morning."

Step Down

Evolution.

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Giant Monster in Bath

Pokemon Get Lost

Medieval King

Sporting maladies.

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Very angry birds"

A Giant at the Airport.

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

Mermaid and old sailor

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

Harry Sotter

'Yes...you gave me quite a start!'

Monster Club. It's difficult to get this entire group to a ball game. Yeah, Dracula will go only on bat day. King Kong has to be in the upper deck. Jekyll and Hyde only go to double-headers. There must be a full moon for the werewolf to go. And of course The Hulk will only sit atop the Fenway Park left field wall. Yeah, he loves the green monster! Red Sox.

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

"He says this week is absolutely manic, could you reschedule?"

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

The End Of The Week Is Coming!

'OK, I'm back. Here's a notarized hard copy of my offer granting you three wishes, all ready for your lawyer to review. And I don't mind telling you, pal, it's jerks like you who are RUINING this job!'