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It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Paranormal A-Z...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I compose using post it notes!"

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"Wilson is our most original thinker - I want everyone to think like him."

'I think he is a composer.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"Stop trying to creep me out!"

"But is it..?"

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"Your're mum's well wicked."

Internet Name Tags.

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

Internet Addict Anonymous

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."