Ornate Enthusiast Mugs

Baroque

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Paranormal A-Z...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

"I compose using post it notes!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

"Wilson is our most original thinker - I want everyone to think like him."

'I think he is a composer.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

"But is it..?"

"Stop trying to creep me out!"

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"Your're mum's well wicked."

Internet Name Tags.

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"

Internet Addict Anonymous

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."