Organized Living Comrade Gifts

"I couldn't have been speeding. . . It's not on my to-do list."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

The Environmentalist

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

At the market

Eco Princess

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"Mulch madness"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

Hipster Police Department

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Cage-free eggs.

Cook and Octopus

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

Meet the layer.

"Hey. . . in use!"

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

GMOs