Cookout Comrade Gifts

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

Cook and Octopus

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

Sloth traffic jam.

"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"

"Hey. . . in use!"

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'Marcie has her own way of cooking ribs low and slow--she takes them with her to the tanning salon.'

Commie Chef.

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

French Toast

'Please try not to offer expert analysis.'

Silly Sausages.

"Uh oh, is that a spit roaster the farmer is putting together?"

"Honey - get the smoke can. The guests are starting to swarm all over the bee hives again."

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

'Fred, everybody is here!'

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

'Will you get me those healthy eating booklets form the hospital? . . . I need something to start the fire to grill these bratwursts.'

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."