Organizational Underliner Gifts

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Inout baskets.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.'

'Great job at today's meeting, Dunwoody. You're finally discovering your own voice as a yes-man!'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'