Organizational Underliner Pillows

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Inout baskets.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.'

'Great job at today's meeting, Dunwoody. You're finally discovering your own voice as a yes-man!'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'