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A middle-manager relaxing on his day off...

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

CEO with SEO

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

New Memer/Incumbent

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

'I like it!'

'To err is human, but to forgive is unusual.'

'Everything happens for a reason... I'm the reason.'

"I don't care how much the petrol costs for the strimmer. Get it cut!"

The Man sits with 2 devils on his shoulders.

The reason you will never catch up with your paperwork is that late at night, in a nest of shredded manila folders, your most important files have babies.

"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

"I'm sorry, Pierre, you're just one too many."

Boss sitting in an umpire chair to watch his employees.

Man has 'NO' built into desk.

'Cute.'

'At last! A system with only 1 remote to deal with!'

"I see...and any ideas other than Supreme Leader of the Universe?"

"Looks like I'm suffering from information overload."

"Doctor, I just can't keep anything to myself..."

F&E Detective Agency. This is not a good sign. Now where are those forms? Boy, I can never find anything.

"If we get out of this alive, I'm signing up for that management class."

Bill's life coaching, helping you put the "Great" in Great White Shark.

"OK, one more time, let's go through the pre-hibernation checklist..."

'Our inequality officer earns more than our inequality officer!'