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Second lifeReal life.

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Online Dating for Dummies

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

Big Man Off Campus

'Everything happens for a reason... I'm the reason.'

"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

Trolling on social media

'Cute.'

"I see...and any ideas other than Supreme Leader of the Universe?"

Internet supervision.

"Looks like I'm suffering from information overload."

Cyber Sex