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'Women experience life at a different frequency.'

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Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Bar Therapy

The Art of Bantering!

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

"She can be outspoken."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

Ok, I'm back. Sorry about the screaming.

And what kind of banter do you want with that? I got light, witty, or wry. Breakfast.

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

"If I had my life to live over again, I'd unlearn macrame."

Lance, do you realize that the only thing we have in common is our relationship? Not true, Gloria

Lady praises date for being a good conversationalist.

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

"Nice talking to you."

Taxi Debates

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

'Cute.'

'What have you got to say for yourself? Or would you rather hear about me?'

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

"Hi. My name is Jonathan, and I'll be your analyst today."

'What's wrong? Have you got laryngitis?'